is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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