TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
false alarm, still single
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