i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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