Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
