You made me cry and you don't even care
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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