is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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