whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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