the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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