So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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