They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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