Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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