Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
be right there i have to get my cape
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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