i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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