So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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