Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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