Do you still have your period?
Buhtt sex?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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