it's too hot outside to masturbate.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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