Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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