can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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