Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
