Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I cut my penus on the lid.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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