At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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