hotel room ftw
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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