He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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