you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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