Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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