hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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