the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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