I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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