I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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