You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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