you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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