Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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