You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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