Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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