Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I intend to get homeless drunk
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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