Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
