I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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