i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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