so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I still have a little drunk in my system
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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