Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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