You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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