it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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