he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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