dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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