Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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