marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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