im having a threesome with these popsicles
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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