We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just found puke in my bra..
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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