god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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