You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I didn't notice because vodka
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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